Boats & Hoes Captains Club Tee — Lowcountry Edition

Gettin' Nauti & Livin' Dirty Since Forever

Welcome to the Boats & Hoes Captains Club — Lowcountry Edition. Membership requirements: a boat (or a friend with one), zero regrets, and a cold drink in hand. If you know, you know. If you don't, you're about to find out.

Why You Need This Tee

• Because "responsible boat owner" is a personality type and this shirt proves it
• Vibrant, full-color graphic that screams Lowcountry summer energy
• Soft, comfortable fit — great for the dock, the deck, or explaining yourself to your spouse
• Makes an excellent gift for the captain who has everything except good judgment
• Pairs perfectly with sunscreen, bad decisions, and a cooler full of cold ones

Whether you're the captain or just along for the ride, this tee is your official uniform for a good time on the water. Gettin' Nauti. Livin' Dirty. No apologies. 🚤🐬